Skallywag Tactical: The Heisenburger Koozie-0

Skallywag Tactical: The Heisenburger Koozie

$14.00 $12.00
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Keep It Cold. Stay Dangerous.

Your drink deserves better than a flimsy foam sleeve—and your dad jokes deserve tactical backup. Enter the Heisenburger Koozie: cold-keeping, crowd-confusing, and proudly unhinged.

Slap this on your brew and instantly gain +10 Grill Master credibility. Perfect for cookouts, tailgates, or backyard experiments gone wrong.

  • Jersey knit cloth with foam backing can holder that fold flat
  • Non-Returnable
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